Thank you for shopping at the Gassun Limited Store, which now accepts International Orders!!
This is the place to purchase the Original Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy - the world's most authentic sounding flatulence imitator! No more blowing up nasty latex cushions - no tinny-sounding electronic black boxes with bulky battery-operated "remote controls" that make the same sound over and over again.
The Original Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy is proudly made in America of high quality materials. Using the plastic arms on either side of the central spinning piece (we call it the SPHINCTER), wind the Gas-o-Matic 25 to 30 times. Be careful not to overwind as this can lead to weakening or breaking of the silicone bands. Once you've wound the Gas-o-Matic - you are armed and ready to impress! Once you are seated, carefully put the Gas-o-Matic between the back of your thigh and the seating surface, with the round "sphincter" pointed outward. Leather or vinyl seating surfaces work best, but any padded surface will do. Be careful using the Gas-o-Matic on Mom's painted or stained wood surfaces-it can damage the surface and she'll KILL you.
Once you're "armed and ready", clutch your stomach, groan loudly, tell everyone within earshot that you shouldn't have had a bean burrito for lunch....then SLOWLY lift the leg you've hidden the Gas-o-Matic under. As it unwinds against the seating surface, there will be absolutely no doubt that bean burritos give you the gas!!!! Anyone sitting next to you can feel the vibration and they'll be certain you just ripped one off!
If you've used your Gas-o-Matic to impress your friends, catch it on video, email it to us at info@gassunlimited.com or mail to the address below. You might see your video in our videos section and you just might get some free Gassun Limited schwag!
NOTE: Wholesale pricing and volume pricing is available by request at sales@gassunlimited.com
This is the place to purchase the Original Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy - the world's most authentic sounding flatulence imitator! No more blowing up nasty latex cushions - no tinny-sounding electronic black boxes with bulky battery-operated "remote controls" that make the same sound over and over again.
The Original Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy is proudly made in America of high quality materials. Using the plastic arms on either side of the central spinning piece (we call it the SPHINCTER), wind the Gas-o-Matic 25 to 30 times. Be careful not to overwind as this can lead to weakening or breaking of the silicone bands. Once you've wound the Gas-o-Matic - you are armed and ready to impress! Once you are seated, carefully put the Gas-o-Matic between the back of your thigh and the seating surface, with the round "sphincter" pointed outward. Leather or vinyl seating surfaces work best, but any padded surface will do. Be careful using the Gas-o-Matic on Mom's painted or stained wood surfaces-it can damage the surface and she'll KILL you.
Once you're "armed and ready", clutch your stomach, groan loudly, tell everyone within earshot that you shouldn't have had a bean burrito for lunch....then SLOWLY lift the leg you've hidden the Gas-o-Matic under. As it unwinds against the seating surface, there will be absolutely no doubt that bean burritos give you the gas!!!! Anyone sitting next to you can feel the vibration and they'll be certain you just ripped one off!
If you've used your Gas-o-Matic to impress your friends, catch it on video, email it to us at info@gassunlimited.com or mail to the address below. You might see your video in our videos section and you just might get some free Gassun Limited schwag!
NOTE: Wholesale pricing and volume pricing is available by request at sales@gassunlimited.com
4790 Irvine Blvd, #105-194
Irvine, CA 92620
714-686-4044
http://www.gassunlimited.com
sales@gassunlimited.com
sales@gassunlimited.com
Irvine, CA 92620
714-686-4044
http://www.gassunlimited.com
sales@gassunlimited.com
sales@gassunlimited.com
Shipping Information:
Orders normally ship within 24 hours of receipt of your order. If your pre-tax order is $50.00 or more, choose "Ground" to receive free shipping. Does not apply to UPS orders.
Orders normally ship within 24 hours of receipt of your order. If your pre-tax order is $50.00 or more, choose "Ground" to receive free shipping. Does not apply to UPS orders.
